I've built a fair sized life for myself online, and slightly smaller one in the real world. What little time I have to myself is spent writing, reading, not sleeping, making friends (out of paper mache) making enemies, and making a complete idiot of myself. A dumb jock once yelled at me "DO NOT STOP DOING YOU" and I've spent every day since then trying to live that out.
This blog jumps all over the radar from a social commentary, to a series of satirical essays on dying alone, but ultimately is just one big ploy to trick people into commissioning me to write for them.
I've never claimed to be anything more than I am - the literal best thing that has ever happened to you. I don't want to make any leaps in my logic, but I'm pretty sure Gandhi would have loved me.
You can email me with further inquiries at paigevbaker [at] gmail [dot] com
Or you can email me to ask about a date and/or purchasing human organs off of the Black Market. Your call.